check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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