Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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