scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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