So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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