K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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