no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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