I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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