I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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