Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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