roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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