And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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