i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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