I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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