this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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