mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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