Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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