Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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