I hate your face
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I have feelings that need drinking.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
