Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My life is pants optional.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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