how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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