I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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