Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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