We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Randomize
