you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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