I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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