it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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