so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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