I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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