You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
