I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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