Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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