Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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