I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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