how do flat chested girls get laid?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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