HIV tests are more positive than that guy
im drinking this country out of the recession.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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