I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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