I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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