afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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