i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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