See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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