WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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