its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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