God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
This is classic penis vs brain.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize