normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
they need to just BURY HIM!
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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