let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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