My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
