I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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