? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Found your dick twin last night
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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