Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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