dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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