Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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