Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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