Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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