So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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