Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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