so explain again why im purple
no
i was born a porn star she said
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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